Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
|—||George R. R. Martin (via seabois)|
*looks at homework*
say something i’m giving up on you